Neal McDonough, Words of Wisdom
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Per your requests, here's a breakdown of the quotes used and where they came from...
On Romance:
Movie: Machine
Quote: "See I wouldn't think of you as the jealous type. You know what I mean? You could use a little coaching I think."
"Not from you."
"Oh no no no no no...listen...see a woman...she's like a Ferrari, right? If you're afraid to park her somewhere you're never gonna enjoy her. I got an idea for ya, think of this...swingin. A little switch-a-roo. Huh? Picturing your woman in the arms of another man. Maybe not myself, or maybe myself but I'm here to help, that's why I'm here."
On Deceit:
Show: Boomtown
Quote: "I asked you..."
"You asked me if we were - present tense...and we weren't...anymore."
She storms away.
"I'm a lawyer, remember?"
On Unexpected Events:
Movie: The Hitcher
Quote: "Son of a b*tch! You've gotta be five finger f*ckin me!"
On Sharing:
Movie: Machine
Quote: "Come here. You know what I want? I want you to know what it's gonna feel like your first week in prison...Oh!...Come here..."
"What's goin on out there?" from neighbor in distance.
"Ma'am, go back inside."
"What the f*ck do you want?" from unlucky drug dealer.
"What'd you say?"
"I said what do you want?"
"Not just your undying love...but I want ten thousand of your favorite dollars by sunrise tomorrow morning, you got me?"
On...Cannibals?:
Movie: Ravenous
Quote: "You loaded?"
"Of course."
"Let's go kill that b*stard."
On Unfriendly Types:
Show: Tin Man *insert fangirl squeal here* lol
Quote: "You want that bad attitude drippin out of your ears?"
On the Female Anatomy:
Movie: Machine
Quote: "Look at that ass...Woof!"
On the Mentally Ill:
Movie: The Hitcher
Quote: "You're a sick f*ck, aren't you?"
On Decision Making:
Show: Tin Man *bounces up and down excitedly*
Quote: "The fall might kill us!"
"Well they definitely will!"
On Awards and Automobiles:
Movie: Machine
Quote: "This is a historic day. I'm enjoying the start of it, do you know why? Cuz my chief is gonna give me a plaque the size of my c*ck on my desk. You move, I swear to Christ I'll blow your brains out all over this Crown Vic. Crown Vic happens to be my favorite car so don't upset me."
On Traffic Stops:
Movie: The Hitcher
Quote: "Now now now now you don't make the rules around here, you see? I do. So why don't you just pull over so we'll chat about it before this thing gets out of control, okay?"
"We cant. He's close. We can't pull over here, it's not safe."
"Why don't you just pull the car over or I'll have my men help you do it."
Slams radio against wall. (I love that part, personally :D )
"We can not pull over here you don't understand!"
"Suspects are still not stopping, sir." from helicopter pilot.
"I don't give a rat's c*ck bag how you do it, you will pull them over and stop them RIGHT NOW, over!"
